a more writerly side of D

working so hard i rarely have time to write, reflect, and put my thoughts down, and haveing so many writer friends in the jagur uprisng i efelt i needed to write something, it's in book form though short, while the hardest working man in america was living with TTB we wrote this little diddy, that described our day to day lives:

Don't tell me you don't know what love is
When you're old enough to know better
WHEN YOU FIND STRANGE HANDS IN YOUR SWEATER
When your dreamboat turns out to be a footnote
I'm a man with a mission in two or three editions
And I'm giving you a longing look
Everyday, everyday, everyday I write the book

Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you
You said you'd stand by me in the middle of Chapter Three
But you were up to your old tricks in Chapters Four, Five and Six

The way you walk
The way you talk, and try to kiss me, and laugh
In four or five paragraphs
All your compliments and your cutting remarks
Are captured here in my quotation marks

Don't tell me you don't know the difference
Between a lover and a fighter
With my pen and my electric typewriter
Even in a perfect world where everyone was equal
I'd still own the film rights and be working on the sequel

The No Post

Volume 1, The No Post:



i care about caring less
i care about seeking employment

Daryl knows his people

I would like to make the announcement that i am planning on releasing a short publication of interviews i've conducted with various people. the working title is "The Name of this douche-bag is Zachary German" it's a field guide and handbook for venturing into the world of writing, to familiarize yourself with the major pillars of the writing community. look for it on Mellville-House books.

Brendon Scott cornell

recently i sat down with the very hard working brendon scott morell to find out what's really going on with life, writing, the jaguar uprising, and the future:

D: good to have you here

B: i travel

roads become shifty

the keyboard is my new set of legs


D: yes... how has your writing career been as of recent?

B: a tree CAN wilt in the summer

she'll hold the blanket close to her face

bite it

ashamed

D: I understand you're good friends with tao lin, how has his writing affected you?

B: vietnam has is figured out

plumbing made old me obsolete

the fighter jets made old men obsolete

i am happy

that i am sad

D: ok, then............... where do you think you're career is going?

B: to have not

is the new have

so not

kitchen sparkles

the dishwasher hum lulls the fridge to sleep

D: on a different topic how does the jaguar uprising make you feel?

B: oh i'm scared shitless

D: they've had that kind of effect on you? has it affected your writing?

B: i try to sleep

writing pages with false numbers

i can forget a page

i can forget my depression

but i can't fall asleep

so i listen to my house talk

i wait


D: well i think that about covers it, thank you for being here today

B: i shiver

grocery shopping is terrifying

decisions and choices

D: brendon scott rapapell ladies and gentlemen

an open challenge to one man

i Daryl (The Hardest Working Man in America) lay down an open challenge to noah (grab bag) cicero, to come blacksmith along side me, and see who can out work who, you declared you could out work, the working class. ok mr. "writer"... come, and see if you can out work me, what it'll be? blacksmithing? welding? brute labor? none of that college-drop-out-work like working at Chilies or TGI fridays. see if you can out smith me... put your labor where your mouth is