A lighter Side of Zach Germany

zachery germany said this on his blog the other day

"
if you have a blog, or are just interested in learning more about me, and would like to interview me, email me

i like being interviewed"

so i took him up on his offer and interviewed him

D: so zach, thank you for being here to talk with me

Z: no problem

D: i hear you like to write, how's that going for you?

Z: well good, i write on my blog and people respond, they really seem to like it

D: so people, with, and without jobs, are reading your work all over the world

Z: i suppose so

D: how's the whole, how do you say, sucking aspect of your career treating you?

Z: ah, i mean, i don't think i suck, people read my blog, i'm reading with Tao Lin in New York City, i think i'm doing pretty well

D: well, i guess you only need one fan who actually is good to get you places i suppose

Z: HEY, i got lot's of fans, i'm pretty good

D: some may argue Tao Lin is pretty good, i mean he has a life time book deal, has PHYSICALLy published works, has probably gotten laid in his life time, and only a few years older than you, you've got-

Z: I"VE GOTTEN LAID!

D: and you're also the hardest working man in america, tell me, how do you plan on defending yourself against the jaguar uprising?

Z: defend? i don't need to defend myself, i'm a successful writer with a career, what could they do?

D: yes, but if you're not aware the internet buffer comes down may 2nd when you and the jaguar uprising come face to face in the KGB bar-area. tell me, are you good at thinking on your feet? or do you need time to think of a come back?

Z: I'm witty!

D:i guess we'll find out. follow up question: when do you plan to stop riding tao Lin's coat tails?

Z: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!

D: hey where you going? i'm not finished, we didn't even get to touch on your lack of style...

Z: FUCK YOU! (leaves IM CHAT)

D: zachary german ladies and gentlemen

zach WW2

zachary german? i've heard the name, never paid it much attention, until now. forget watching your back, watch your front, your front row, where I, The Hardest Working Man in America will be sitting, staring, critiquing, behind shade 12 glass so dark you don't even know if i have a face, maybe i don't... and when you're standing in the KGB bar-areana, i'm gona be waiting to throw down my hand-smithed-working-class-9-to-5 gauntlet... it's on zach, it's on... until the 1.......2.......3

this is my brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl

this is Daryl the blacksmith, brother to daryl Strawberry, and I'm here to say GET A JOB, i have a job, i have all your jobs, I am the father of fabrication, i beautifully blacksmith every piece of iron work you own, your silverware, your pipes, faucets, forget about it, they're mine too. it's mighty tough to get a job these days with me around. fuck you hippie, put on some shoes, a poncho is not proper attire, take a shower, and most importantly, get a job!

i would also like like to announce my new blog, http://ellensaintfrancesilikeit.blogspot.com where i chronicle everything i like, check it out

-D